OH MY GOD
…I’m not touching that pizza…
perfect gif usage
makin my way downtown, making meth, something something, something somethinggggggggggggg
my boy walter
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And stay safe girlies.
the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear
That’s how all women should feel about their body.
This is how everyone should feel about their body
everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment
What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.
screenshot this and look at it in 3 years
why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?
why is the mom calling her daughter mom
do you ever get so frustrated with a video game that you are no longer rational and you start literally jumping into pits because maybe thats the fucking solution to this bullshit of a dungeon puzzle
“After spoiling myself with some of the side quests of Borderlands, hearing about T.K’s death made me cry, I took the quest from Scooter, went to Fyrestone, but I couldn’t go inside T.K’s house, even I read and saw what was waiting for me… I had to quit the game. I still haven’t done the quest…”
he comes back as a zombie it’s all cool
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.
money can be exchanged for goods and services
this is my kink where do I find this guy
fun fact: a few hours after posting this to my tumblr the guy sent me a message frantically demanding i take this down. he didn’t want to be famous on the internet, he said, and girls from tumblr were harassing him.
a month later he sent me a message thanking me, and saying i got him laid.
THAT ONE PENCIL IS PISSOMG ME OFF
YOU KNOW WHICH ONE
WHY WOULD THIS HAPPEN
oh man, my ocd cant deal with this shit
This is not okay. Oh my god.
someone please photoshop that pencil to fix it