Spiders with water droplet hats are something I really needed to know about.
y’all remember that game in elementary school where each person would say one word and the next person would say a word etc so it’d create a cohesive story? let’s do that:
well playtime is over you’re all grounded
So an inspirational speaker came to my school today to talk to us and he said “you know, you’re allowed to say ‘bitch’ on TV, but you’re not allowed to say ‘shit’ on TV. We live in a society where it’s ok to degrade women, but not poop”
the fact that there are no leaked nudes on my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people
Being a teenager is hard. But the German home improvement chain Hornbach knows having parents who go the extra mile to show their support can make a big difference.
This is the kind of dad I want to be.
i like to use exclamation marks because they cover up the fact that i am dead inside!!!!
Hey I made a post about you