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I'm not gay for getting my dick sucked - YOU'RE gay for sucking my dick.

trillaryclinton:

loveniaimani:

blessedbeyoundmeasure15:

pimpkage:

chubby-jean:

camerapits:

saintimpala:

OH MY GOD

OH

MY GOD

wHAT

…I’m not touching that pizza…

Oh LAWD

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perfect gif usage


chanel-smokes:

fuckalpacas:

makin my way downtown, making meth, something something, something somethinggggggggggggg

my boy walter

chanel-smokes:

fuckalpacas:

makin my way downtown, making meth, something something, something somethinggggggggggggg

my boy walter


intlsugarbaby:

sugar-babe-kira:

european-sugar:

prostheticknowledge:

Creepface

Online image search tool and Chrome extension that claims to locate US sex offenders in it’s database with facial recognition analysis:

This Free online safety tool uses Facial Recognition to scan photos of Potential Dates, Coaches, Teachers and more… Check them all with CreepFace instantly!

Just Right Click and Select “Scan with CreepFace” to check any online photo against 475,000 Registered Sex Offenders in the U.S.

Facial Recognition powered by FacialNetwork.com

The Creepface online search engine can be found here

REBLOOOG

reblooogggggg!!!!!

Keep all the girls safe!
And stay safe girlies.

Reblog constantly!


adrians:

adrians:

the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear

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pastygod:

shaynthehero:

That’s how all women should feel about their body.

This is how everyone should feel about their body



PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
RED: I'm in love with you.
PINK: I have a crush on you.
TURQUOISE: You're hot.
CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
ORANGE: I dislike your page.
YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.
WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
GREEN: I find you cute.
BLACK: I would date you.
BROWN: I dislike you.
OMG DO IT PLS

urbancatfitters:

slytherin-starkid-of-tardis:

urbancatfitters:

everyone is embarrassed of their fourteen year old self trust me if you’re fourteen right now you will regret whatever it is that you are doing at this moment

What, being a SuperWhoLockian, Tumblrian, and just being generally pretty good? I don’t think so.

screenshot this and look at it in 3 years


chipsprites:

Pokémon Biology - Serpentine Pokémon [x۞ ~  


penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom

penis-hilton:

hugcartel:

why is the mom telling her daughter she’s ready to shave?

why is the mom calling her daughter mom


fandomstuck:

do you ever get so frustrated with a video game that you are no longer rational and you start literally jumping into pits because maybe thats the fucking solution to this bullshit of a dungeon puzzle


borderlands-confessions:

“After spoiling myself with some of the side quests of Borderlands, hearing about T.K’s death made me cry, I took the quest from Scooter, went to Fyrestone, but I couldn’t go inside T.K’s house, even I read and saw what was waiting for me… I had to quit the game. I still haven’t done the quest…”

he comes back as a zombie it’s all cool

borderlands-confessions:

After spoiling myself with some of the side quests of Borderlands, hearing about T.K’s death made me cry, I took the quest from Scooter, went to Fyrestone, but I couldn’t go inside T.K’s house, even I read and saw what was waiting for me… I had to quit the game. I still haven’t done the quest…”

he comes back as a zombie it’s all cool


retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services


roachpatrol:

shego:

this is my kink where do I find this guy

fun fact: a few hours after posting this to my tumblr the guy sent me a message frantically demanding i take this down. he didn’t want to be famous on the internet, he said, and girls from tumblr were harassing him.
i refused.
a month later he sent me a message thanking me, and saying i got him laid.

roachpatrol:

shego:

this is my kink where do I find this guy

fun fact: a few hours after posting this to my tumblr the guy sent me a message frantically demanding i take this down. he didn’t want to be famous on the internet, he said, and girls from tumblr were harassing him.

i refused.

a month later he sent me a message thanking me, and saying i got him laid.


whovenger-hiddlebatch-lock:

cooperandercum:

mymagical-childhood:

ifwehadaboat:

orangedahlias:

cheddylancooper:

vvelvvet:

mspapadventures:

THAT ONE PENCIL IS PISSOMG ME OFF
YOU KNOW WHICH ONE

WHY WOULD THIS HAPPEN

oh gOD

oh man, my ocd cant deal with this shit

This is not okay. Oh my god.

someone please photoshop that pencil to fix it

fixed it

whovenger-hiddlebatch-lock:

cooperandercum:

mymagical-childhood:

ifwehadaboat:

orangedahlias:

cheddylancooper:

vvelvvet:

mspapadventures:

THAT ONE PENCIL IS PISSOMG ME OFF

YOU KNOW WHICH ONE

WHY WOULD THIS HAPPEN

oh gOD

oh man, my ocd cant deal with this shit

This is not okay. Oh my god.

someone please photoshop that pencil to fix it

fixed it

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